These thoughts will be the fucking death of me.
I wish everyone on Tumblr could pitch in like $5, and we will just fucking buy an island somewhere, preferably close to the equator, and we will just all be beautiful people and party all night long. There would be little communities where you live with other hipsters or beach bums or fashionistas or skaters, but we would all still be best friends because no one can judge on Tumblr Island. It will be the perfect place, a Utopia of Tumblr.
COUNT ME IN
right now we haven’t even got enough to buy a small house
57,103 x 5 = $285,515
MORE REBLOGS OKAY MORE REBLOGS
WELL, IT’S TIME FOR US TO BUY AN ISLAND
Okay so I went to the shop to purchase condoms after I had paid the shop clerk was just like have a good one *wink* and I’ve never been so freaked in my life